Statements from automobile insurance claim forms.
Statements from child support claim forms.
A potpourri of weird and ironic news stories.
Statements from applications for welfare.
Notes sent to explain children's absences from school.
Our collection of mangled terms gleaned from the Internet.
Inadvertent humor gleaned from medical charts.
List collects humorous double entrendres from various sports commentators.
E-mailed list features Dave Barry's '16 Things It Took Me Over 50+ Years to Learn'"
List presents humorously bad analogies and metaphors taken from high school essays.
Unintentional humor from the writings of students.
Various lists of "real," unintentionally humorous statements and questions from the mouths of doctors, lawyers, schoolchildren, college students, tourists, and John Q. Public are a staple of net humor. Some of the same lists have been circulating on the Internet for years, and many of them were making regular appearances in newspapers and magazines for decades before that. Are any of them real, or are they all merely clever inventions? The truth is nearly impossible to determine after all this time. All that matters is that they still tickle our funny bones.