Legend: Old lady who receives the gift of a radio from some schoolkids pens an interesting 'thank you' letter.
Example: [Collected via e-mail, 2002]
The following letter was forwarded by someone who teaches at a small high school in central Ontario. The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. This story is a credit to all humankind. Read it, soak it in, and bask in the warm feeling that it leaves you with.
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's luncheon. I'm
My roommate, Maggie Cook, has had her own radio for as long as I've known her. She listens to it all the time, though usually with an earplug or with the volume so low, I can't hear it. For some reason, she has never wanted to share it.
Last Sunday morning, while listening to her morning gospel programs, she accidentally knocked her radio off its shelf. It smashed into many pieces, and caused her to cry. It was so sad.
Fortunately, I had my new radio. Knowing this, Maggie asked if she could listen to mine. I told her to fuck off.
God bless you.
Origins: This tale about the gift of a radio being used by a senior citizen to spite her equally aged nursing home roommate has been part of the folklore canon for more than
The story employs many of our fears about old age as the set up for the joke: having to live out the end of our days in a nursing home, no longer having the autonomy of living alone,
It is the unexpected obscenity that completes the piece that gives it its punch. We are unaccustomed to thinking of seniors as prone to vulgarity, let alone considering them comfortable with using any of the more crude swear words. The old lady's answer to the roommate who comes seeking a favor she herself had been unwilling to grant is therefore seen as shockingly incongruous and tickles the funny bone.
- While a radio is by far the most common item featured in the tale, sometimes the contentious item is a hair dryer.
- A variety of names are given to the venue where the described event supposedly took place, including the Hudson Assisted Home for the Aged, Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged, and the Wilton Retirement Home.
Barbara "lady slings the blues" Mikkelson
Last updated: 22 October 2015
Dundes, Alan and Carl Pagter. Urban Folklore from the Paperwork Empire. Austin: American Folklore Society, 1975. ISBN 0-292-78502-X (pp. 32-37). International Times [London]. 4-18 May 1973 (p. 6).