Example: [McLare, 2002]
STOCKHOLM — Idiots in the office are just as hazardous to your health as cigarettes, caffeine or greasy food, an eye-opening new study reveals. In fact, those dopes can kill you!
Stress is one of the top causes of heart attacks — and working with stupid people on a daily basis is one of the deadliest forms of stress, according to researchers at Sweden's Lindbergh University Medical Center.
The author of the study, Dr. Dagmar Andersson, says her team studied
"Then we questioned them about lifestyle habits, and almost all of these low-risk patients told us they worked with people so stupid they can barely find their way from the parking lot to their office. And their heart attack came less than
"One woman had to be rushed to the hospital after her assistant shredded important company tax documents instead of copying them. A man told us he collapsed right at his desk because the woman at the next cubicle kept asking him for correction fluid
"You can cut back on smoking or improve your diet,"
Stupid co-workers can also double or triple someone's work load, she explains. "Many of our subjects feel sorry for the drooling idiots they work with, so they try to cover for them by fixing their mistakes. One poor woman spent a week rebuilding client records because a clerk put them all in the 'recycle bin' of her computer and then emptied it
Origins: All one need know about this article is that it originated with the Weekly World News, an entertainment tabloid with its
Idiots seem to be one Weekly World News' favorite topics, as the following headlines from a recent year demonstrate:
- November 2003: IDIOTS FORMING NATIONAL UNION — America's
50 milliondummies to unite!
- June 2004: NASA IDIOTS TO TURN MARS ROVERS INTO BATTLEBOTS — When NASA's Spirit and Opportunity rovers go
off-linethis fall, they'll go out with a bang — atleast one of them will. Eggheads plan for the two hardy vehicles to wage a "battlebots" type fight to the death on Mars!
- November 2004: IDIOTS SCRAPE OFF $74 MILLION MASTERPIECE
. . . &UNCOVER $6 DOODLE OF A DUCK! Boneheaded art thieves scraped off the surface of Edvard Munch's masterpiece The Scream, convinced that an even more valuable painting lay underneath — andinstead uncovered an amateurish picture of a duck worth no more than $6!
Last updated: 28 August 2005
McClare, Kate. "Working With Idiots Can Kill You!" Weekly World News. 21 November 2002.