Most of us find it sad that the litigiousness of our society has compelled manufacturers to place the most obvious of warning messages and instructions on their product packaging. At least we've created one more outlet for humor, so read the following messages, have a good chuckle, and repeat after us: Duh!
Do not use while sleeping.
Sears hair dryer
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Bag of Fritos
Use like regular soap.
Dial soap
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Swann frozen dinner
Fits one head.
Shower cap box
Do not turn upside down.
Bottom of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert box
Product will be hot after heating.
Marks & Spencer bread pudding
Do not iron clothes on body.
Rowenta iron
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Boot's children's cough medicine
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Nytol
Warning: Keep out of children.
Korean kitchen knife
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Chinese Christmas lights
Not to be used for the other use.
Japanese food processor
Warning: Contains nuts.
Sainsbury's peanuts
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
American Airlines peanut packet
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Swedish chainsaw
Last updated: 17 March 2007
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