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  White bullet Various nonsensical product warnings.

  Red bullet Microsoft employee tells difficult customer he's "too stupid to own a computer."

  Yellow bullet Taco Bell employee refuses $2 bill because he thinks it's fake.*

  White bullet Memo details procedure for replacement of mouse balls.

  Multi-colored bullet Beer outperforms shares of publicly traded companies as an investment.

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