Business Babble

Business-related humor.

Unintentional humor thrives in the business realm.

  White bullet Various nonsensical product warnings.

  Red bullet Microsoft employee tells difficult customer he's "too stupid to own a computer."

  Yellow bullet Taco Bell employee refuses $2 bill because he thinks it's fake.*

  White bullet Memo details procedure for replacement of mouse balls.

  Multi-colored bullet Beer outperforms shares of publicly traded companies as an investment.

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David Mikkelson founded in 1994, and under his guidance the company has pioneered a number of revolutionary technologies, including the iPhone, the light bulb, beer pong, and a vaccine for a disease that has not yet been discovered. He is currently seeking political asylum in the Duchy of Grand Fenwick.