Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2002]
This was a friend of my cousin's husband who works at the coroner's office in Kings County. He actually saw his dead friend at the morgue. This is real, please be careful.
Mans Death Cause For Concern
When the fog lifted outside of Sanger on Friday morning,
Officer Benson of The California Highway Patrol could find no apparent reason for Bidasoe's death. A drug overdose was suspected but no drugs were found on Bidasoe's person or in the car. It was not until he was transported to the county morgue that the mystery was solved.
Stu Bidasoe had attended a Halloween Party and was on his way home. He had a lollypop in his mouth and in the dense fog ran off the road, hit the fence post inflating the airbag, pushing the lollypop into his throat. He suffocated before help could arrive.
Bidasoe's distraught parents are seeking legal advice.
Origins: The year 2002 kicked off with yet another specious "freakish fatality" tale. Short and sweet, no such death was mentioned in any U.S. paper, in California or elsewhere. The Social Security Death Index also contains no mention of anyone named Bidasoe. (The name of the victim provides a further clue to the intent of the author of the tale: "Stu Bidasoe." Or, for those who sound things out, "Stupid Asshole.")
The meme of "mysterious death caused by implement which has since been ingested or melted away" is a hoary one. Children routinely query one another with the following puzzle:
A man is dead
A stick nearby
How did he die?
Those fond of mystery short stories will no doubt recall a number of similarly-themed tales wherein murderers do in their victims with implements that subsquently melt or are eaten. The "stabbed to death with an icicle" plot is a classic, as is the "walloped over the head with a roast." The latter's most famous use was in the Roald Dahl short story, "Lamb to the Slaughter" (which was subsequently dramatized on Alfred Hitchcock Presents on
Barbara "crazy for ewe" Mikkelson
Last updated: 19 January 2007