Example: [Brunvand, 1993]
A woman whose husband is at the Pacific Front [during World
At the door is a military envoy, sent to inform her that her husband was killed in action. When authorities enter the house to check on her, they find the woman dead in the hallway and both children drowned in the bathtub.
- The "telegram announces the death of a serviceman" version has been set in both world wars.
- Some versions have police officers coming to deliver the sad news that the man of the house has been killed in an auto accident.
- The children don't always just drown; sometimes they pull a radio or hair dryer into the bath and electrocute themselves.
- Occasionally, the widowed woman does not fall down the stairs but instead lives to discover her children dead in the bathtub.
In that long ago story, two children are playing at being butchers, imitating their father who slaughters pigs. One boy takes their make-believe recreation way too far and slits his younger brother's throat. Alerted by the commotion, the mother runs from the house, finds one son dead, and in her crazed state seizes the knife and stabs the other son. Upon returning to the house, she discovers the baby she left in the bath has drowned. Then the grief-stricken mother, who has lost three children in a matter of minutes — two of them through her own acts — hangs herself, and the father dies shortly thereafter of
In 1994, the Chinese newspaper Guangxi Daily reported a fantastic story reminiscent of a cross between the Bad News Bearers and the "Mother's Little Helper" legend: They wrote that a man from the Henan province was fined
Those tempted to be shocked by that story should remember that Chinese newspapers are not quite the bastions of veracity their western counterparts are assumed to be.
Barbara "impermanent press" Mikkelson
Last updated: 21 August 2002