A woman who encounters a hunky male celebrity in an ice cream parlor walks out with her change in her hand and her cone in her purse.
Man asks celebrity to pretend he knows him to impress the folks he's dining with; when the celebrity complies, the fellow snubs him.
Martha Stewart is refused the use of a telephone, only to discover greater celebrities are also denied access to it.
Visiting Royal being feted is told "Keep your fork; there'll be pie."
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