Most of us can think of few things more embarrassing than accidentally being exposed to others — particularly strangers — in our birthday suits. This collection features tales that take that concept and add some extra helpings of indignity to it.




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When a man at the door identifies himself as a blind man,” an unclothed housewife too late realizes that the phrase has more than one meaning.


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A man stuck in cat door without his pants is mistaken for a work of art.


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A naked housewife wearing only a football helmet encounters a meter reader.


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A housewife blurts out an embarrassing remark when surprised in the buff by the milkman.


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A man who tries to retrieve his morning newspaper in the altogether is inadvertently locked out of his home.


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A hotel guest unwittingly chooses the skylight over a restaurant as the perfect place to get an all-over tan.