Legends involving embarrassing accidents.

Some accidents may not result in serious injury or significant property damage, but they can nonetheless exact a heavy price from us in our loss of dignity.

  White bullet A mysterious bolt in a bedroom floor turns out to be holding up the chandelier in the room below.

  White bullet A bare-assed lady skier causes consternation on a ski resort's slopes.

  White bullet Wife throws flammable substance into toilet; unsuspecting husband lights a cigarette and blows up.

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