Example: [Collected on the Internet, 1998]
"Wow . . . that looks deep."
"Sure does . . . toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise.
They pick up a couple of football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and
One gets a determined look on his face and says,
The two drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a sound comes from the hole. Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as its legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole. The two men are astonished with what they've just seen.
Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over.
"You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen. It came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!"
"Nah", says the farmer, "that couldn't have been MY goat. My goat was chained to a railroad tie."
- Settings for this legend have included Cornwall (England), unnamed ski resorts near deep crevasses, the Lake District in England with its deep potholes, the rocky parts of Spain, and in Belgium.
- The goat is tied to a large rock, a spike driven into the ground, or a railway tie.
- Sometimes the rock throwers are further identified as drunken college louts.
Barbara "bound for glory" Mikkelson
Sightings: Rumor has it a bovine version of this legend plays out in the 1991 Irish film Hear My Song.
Last updated: 1 August 2011
Healey, Phil and Rick Glanvill. Now! That's What I Call Urban Myths. London: Virgin Books, 1996. ISBN 0-86369-969-3 (pp. 21-22).
Also told in:
Healey, Phil and Rick Glanvill. "A Cornish Goat Story." The Guardian. 3 October 1992 (p. 47).