Sometimes crime-related legends don’t involve crime at all — they’re humorous tales of people who mistakenly believe they’ve been victimized or odd reportings of crimes that never were.




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Dough from an exploded biscuit canister leads a woman to believe she’s been shot.


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Man battles thief for purloined watch.


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Stranger sharing old lady’s table keeps helping himself to what she thinks are her cookies.


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Old lady pulls gun on men she finds sitting in her car, then discovers that it’s not her car.*


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Jogger runs down pickpocket and takes back his property, then finds his ‘stolen’ wallet at home.


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Woman on elevator falls to the ground when black man tells her to “Hit the floor.”*


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Man who can’t motivate police to investigate a break-in attempt at his home reports a shooting instead.


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Some older model cordless phones call 911 by themselves when their batteries are dying.


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A tomato calls 911.

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