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Moot Loot
Criminals don't always get what they bargain for. Here we present a collection of tales regarding thieves who found their stolen loot wasn't quite what they expected it to be.
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Thief steals shopping bag containing
dead cat
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Clever people enticed thieves into "stealing" their trash during
garbage
strikes by gift-wrapping it.
Thieves make off with a suitcase, only to find it contains a
wildcat
.
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Officer worker raiding lunchroom refrigerator inadvertently steals lactating mom's
breast milk
.
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Would-be gasoline thief gets a mouthful he'll never forget when he
siphons
the wrong tank on an RV.
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Auto thieves inadvertently steal body of dead
grandmother
along with family's car.
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Burglars mistake
cremains
for cocaine.
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Canadian cops stop malfunctioning car, American occupants
assume
"about to be frisked" position.
Mistaken belief that
car radios
in Fords contain chips that pick up satellite TV spurs car vandals.
Mafia
neighbor helps crime victims by effecting return of stolen goods.
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