Example: [Brunvand, 1999]
The neighbors, puzzlingly, told them just to go to bed for now and not to notify the police right away. They would make a few phone calls and see what could be done.
The couple woke up the next morning to find all of their missing property piled neatly on the front porch.
Origins: Folklorist Jan Brunvand wrote about this legend in 1986, having by then collected numerous variations of it, so it is clear that even by the
In each of the tellings, the couple is not unaware of the mobster's identity: They are either
In a related tale, a Mobbed-up patient or client offers to pay his doctor or lawyer in services (of the 'terminating a problem' variety) rather than specie. The offer might be flatly declined or jokingly accepted in a "Aw, just break his legs" way by the healthcare or legal professional, but nevertheless the sawbones or shark is subsequently floored to hear that the assault has been carried out.
As to what to make of the returned car or household goods yarn, the most common possible interpretation positions the mobster as having acted purely out of his sense of compassion for the couple that had been robbed. Under this construct, the "Helpful Mafia Neighbor" legend trumpets a message of there being good to be found in everyone, including the horrifically bad. However, in light of that message, it's worth noting the mobster's altruistic act is accomplished by his uncorking his intrinsic evil upon someone
Less common is the view that the
The second interpretation is borne out by the related tale in which the wiseguy settles his legal or medical bill with a violent act committed upon one of the professional man's enemies rather than by paying
Barbara "guardian angles" Mikkelson
Sightings: In an episode of the television series The Sopranos
Last updated: 8 May 2009
Brunvand, Jan Harold. The Mexican Pet. New York: W. W. Norton, 1986. ISBN 0-393-30542-2 (p. 147). Brunvand, Jan Harold. Too Good to Be True. New York: W. W. Norton, 1999. ISBN 0-393-04734-2 (p. 305). Cohen, Daniel. The Beheaded Freshman and Other Nasty Rumors. New York: Avon Books, 1993. ISBN 0-380-77020-2 (pp. 21-25). The Big Book of Urban Legends. New York: Paradox Press, 1994. ISBN 1-56389-165-4 (p. 147).