Just Deserts Legends about criminals meeting poetic justice. 3 Satisfying tales of criminals caught up in poetic justice. Car thief is crushed to death during an earthquake in the vehicle he’d stolen.* Arizona sheriff dismisses prisoners’ bellyaching about heat by pointing out that soldiers serving in Iraq cope with similar conditions.* Three streakers had their car stolen while they were running nude through a restaurant. Airport scanner alternative: Booth that detonates any explosive device a passenger is carrying. * Entries marked with an asterisk will display in a separate browser window.