Unstealable car attracts thief who moves it and leaves bragging note behind.*
Sober patron staggers out of bar at closing time to lure police away from his drunken friends.*
Hit-and-run driver leaves dishonest note on damaged car's windshield.*
Thwarted shoplifter yells 'Who threw that ham at me?' when purloined meat slips from under her coat.
Thief who slips past a company guard every day is later proved to have been stealing wheelbarrows.
Man insures his cigars against fire, then tries to collect after smoking them.
Japanese thieves send a 'thank you' note to a bank after robbing it.
Letter from jailed man results in his family receiving help with the plowing from the police.
Drinking bleach can help a drug user beat drug testing.
A phony carpark attendant collected parking fees outside the Bristol Zoo for over twenty years.
Pouring salt water into the coin slots of vending machines will induce them to dispense free product.
Although we may despise those who break the law, we nonetheless enjoy an occasional chuckle over the imaginative means they employ in doing so.