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Clever Crooks
Although we may despise those who break the law, we nonetheless enjoy an occasional chuckle over the imaginative means they employ in doing so.
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Unstealable
car attracts thief who moves it and leaves bragging note behind.
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Sober patron staggers out of bar at closing time to lure police away from his
drunken
friends.
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Hit-and-run driver leaves dishonest
note
on damaged car's windshield.
*
Thwarted shoplifter yells 'Who threw that
ham
at me?' when purloined meat slips from under her coat.
Thief who slips past a company guard every day is later proved to have been stealing
wheelbarrows
.
Man insures his
cigars
against fire, then tries to collect after smoking them.
Japanese thieves send a '
thank you
' note to a bank after robbing it.
Letter from jailed man results in his family receiving help with the
plowing
from the police.
Drinking
bleach
can help a drug user beat drug testing.
A phony
carpark
attendant collected parking fees outside the Bristol Zoo for over twenty years.
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