Risqué Business

A collection of sex-related college legends.

Any place young people gather, there will be sexual activity. And where there's sexual activity, there are sex-related legends.

White bullet Hooker sent to a john's room turns out to be his daughter.

White bullet Jilted student mails photo of ex-girlfriend performing oral sex to her parents.*

White bullet Female student asks biology instructor why semen tastes so salty.

White bullet Student finds sperm cell in cheek scraping during biology lab.

White bullet Student is anesthetized and sodomized by gay roommate.

White bullet Cheerleader is rushed to hospital after performing oral sex on the whole team.

White bullet Young man discovers pharmacist who sold him condoms is his date's father.

White bullet Girl ends up in emergency room after frozen hot dog breaks off inside her.

Red bullet Sororities are outlawed on certain campuses because local "brothel laws" prohibit more than a set number of females from living together. *

White bullet Girl dies pleasuring herself with a broom.

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