A student procrastinated on writing a paper. The day before the paper was due, he went to the university library and found an old paper written on the same subject. He simply copied it, typed it up, and turned it in. A few weeks later, the professor was handing the papers back to the class. He stopped by the student's desk. He supposedly said to the student: "Twenty-five years ago, when I wrote this paper, it got a B. I always thought it deserved an A." He set the paper down on the student's desk, and there was a big A on the cover! The professor continued: "Try anything like this again and I'll have you thrown out of school."
Asked to write an essay about Shakespeare's Hamlet, a sophomore at a Southern university was gratified to receive an 'A' for his effort, but then was summoned to his professor's inner sanctum.
"My boy," began the professor, "you probably are not aware of the fact that I am a fraternity brother of yours — and spent my undergraduate days in the very chapter house you live in now. What's more, we used to keep a pile of old student essays on hand for consultation just as you do today. You have had the bad luck to copy word for word a paper on Hamlet that I happened to write myself."
"Now," continued the professor, "I suppose you're wondering why I gave you an 'A' on it. When I turned in the paper, the crusty prof I had only marked it `B'. And I always have felt it richly deserved an 'A'!"
Origins: This is one of several similar
Sightings: Look for this legend in an episode of television's Welcome Back, Kotter ("Epstein's Term Paper," original air date
Last updated: 28 June 2011
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