Student returning to dorm room naked is surprised by his girlfriend and her parents.
Professor makes snappy comeback to female students who protest his chauvinism.
Coed makes unintentionally risqué remark about professor's "little quizzies."
Female student asks biology instructor why semen tastes so salty.*
Our time in college is often our first experience in living away from home, sharing quarters with others our own age under relatively little supervision. The opportunities for supremely embarrassing ourselves under such circumstances are tremendous.