It's tough enough for the average college student to gain admission to the educational institution of his choice, to finance his education, and pass all his classes and graduate without having to deal with all the complicated and arcane rules and regulations the administration puts in his way. And then there are all the rules the students themselves make up simply to poke fun at academic bureaucracy.
Student finances his education through donations of one cent each.
Playboy magazine compiles annual rankings of America's top party schools.
A student whose roommate commits suicide automatically receives a 4.0 average for the semester.
School serves ice cream at every meal due to the wishes of a benefactor.
School requires all students to pass a swim test because benefactor's child drowned.
Student taking exam calls for cakes and ale under ancient,
Respected instructor is forced by university regulations to obtain an advanced degree in the subject he already teaches; the first class he enrolls in uses a textbook he wrote.
Students who arrive to find a tape recorder spewing the day's lecture retaliate by leaving |