Server: "That'll be $1.04, eat here?" Me: "No, it's "TO-GO" [I hate effort duplication] At this point I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny and . . . Server: "Uh, hang on a sec, I'll be right back." He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within earshot. The following conversation occurs between the two of them: Server: "Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?" Manager: "No. A what?" Server: "A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me." Manager: "Ask for something else, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A $2 BILL." Server: "Yeah, thought so." He comes back to me and says: Server: "We don't take these. Do you have anything else?" Me: "Just this fifty. You don't take $2 bills? Why?" Server: "I don't know." Me: "See here where it says legal tender?" Server: "Yeah." Me: "So, shouldn't you take it?" Server: "Well, hang on a sec." He goes back to his manager who is watching me like I'm going to shoplift. Server: "He says I have to take it." Manager: "Doesn't he have anything else?" Server: "Yeah, a fifty. I'll get it and you can open the safe and get change." Manager: "I'M NOT OPENING THE SAFE WITH HIM IN HERE." [My emphasis] Server: "What should I do?" Manager: "Tell him to come back later when he has REAL money." Server: "I can't tell him that, you tell him." Manager: "Just tell him." Server: "No way, this is weird, I'm going in back." The manager approaches me and says: Manager: "Sorry, we don't take big bills this time of night." [It was 8pm and this particular Taco Bell is in a well lighted indoor mall with 100 other stores.] Me: "Well, here's a two." Manager: "We don't take those either." Me: "Why the hell not?" Manager: "I think you know why." Me: "No really, tell me, why?" Manager: "Please leave before I call mall security." Me: "Excuse me?" Manager: "Please leave before I call mall security."