Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2005]
By JAMES WALLACE
SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER REPORTER
Contractors: A dedicated group of Engineers that circle the country seeking the next high paying job.
Contractors rarely if ever receive pay for time not worked. They usually have very few benefits although some receive incentives such as holiday pay, Per Diem, and longevity bonuses. Diem is a daily tax free living expense paid to the contractor. Longevity Bonus is usually one weeks pay or other amount paid after an established period of time, normally on completion of one year...
Contractors are known for showing up for work sick and /or injured in order to collect the incentives that they depend on, or to get paid for overtime, which is one and a half times their hourly pay. Boeing has documented many instances where contractors have gone through extreme lengths in order to show up for work.
"We have seen people do extraordinary things before, but nothing like this," said Randy Saseler, Boeing's vice president of engineering. "I am sure this is a first."
Contractor shows up to work dead.
At 5:00AM Saturday morning
"I thought it was some kind of a joke," said former
Mrs. Robinson is facing charges of trespassing on Boeing property. According to a statement she filed with Renton police,
"We are educating ourselves about the legal aspects of this case. We have never had a case where a dead man continued to come to work. This is highly unusual. Obviously this woman is in need. We are considering paying her the money her husband would have received, as well as her husband's burial costs. We will however, add a clause in our contracts so that this does not happen again," Tim Clark, Boeing spokesman, recently told the industry publication Flight International magazine. "We just do not want dead people thinking that they can or should continue to come to work."
Origins: We first began finding this purported news story in our inbox in February 2005. According to the jape, a mercenary wife extracted the last bit of earning power from her dead husband by wheeling him into work at Boeing and leaving him there for the final week required for him to be eligible for his bonus.
Although clever wives are not fiction, this story is. There was no such deceased contract worker, nor was the account of the man's final week on the job a news story that ran in the Seattle Post-Intelligencer. Possibly its anonymous writer intended the piece as a humorous take on what is sometimes perceived as the basis of how contract workers are compensated, that they are paid for their time on the job, not for what they do there.
The anonymous hoaxster did make an effort to dress out his offering about a dead contractor being wheeled in his casket into work at Boeing and left there for a week with the appearance of credibility. Seemingly appropriate names were included in the hoax to make the leg-pull appear more believable. First, the airplane manufacturer does have a sizeable facility in Renton, Washington. Second, James Wallace is the Seattle Post-Intelligencer's aerospace reporter and, as such, his would be the most appropriate name to list as the author of any newspaper article about Boeing. (The real James Wallace of the Seattle Post-Intelligencer did not write this piece though, as he himself told us when we called him.)
Also, the fake news story claims Randy Saseler is Boeing's vice president of engineering. While Boeing has a number of vice presidents of
Possibly the unknown prankster drew his inspiration from a June 2000 Conseco television commercial. The ad shows an unmoving man wearing sunglasses seated at a desk. Throughout the day various assignments are placed on his desk and then picked up, completed, and dropped back at his desk by
The fake story about the deceased contract worker echoes another yarn from 2000 about a proof reader found dead at his desk after five days. Though the sad tale about George Turklebaum was repeated as true in a few newspapers, it too was fiction.
Barbara "dead reckoned" Mikkelson
Sightings: A couple of our readers recall viewing a somewhat similar skit on the television
Last updated: 21 April 2011