Examples: [Collected via e-mail, March 2009]
A fire alarm, in a large office building, rang at
Nothing happened for ten minutes or so and there was no evidence of a fire.
Then the firms Security Officer made an announcement ...
"Dear employees, with melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you will be your last fire evacuation drill. Due to the recession the company are laying off almost fifty percent of staff. When you move back into the building some of you will discover that your swipe passcard will no longer give you access to the office. If you are among those laid off, go home and all your belongings will be couriered to you tomorrow. The management took this approach to save on overloading the email system with layoff notifications and goodbye messages and also to avoid any violent outbursts inside the office. Hope you have a nice career ahead .. please move forward and try your swipe card."
A fire alarm rang at 4 pm in a large office campus when almost all employees were present (approx
As per past fire-drill practices, the entire office was quickly evacuated within
Before long, the fire drill officer in-charge made the following broadcast over their loud-speakers system:
"My dear colleagues:
With sincere regret, I have been asked to announce that for many of you, this will be your last evacuation drill with us. Due to the
So when this announcement finishes, I ask all of you to move back into the building. And if your swipe-card does not work, then it means that you have been laid off, in which case you will not be allowed inside, and all your personal belongings will be couriered to you by tomorrow.
The company is using this innovative, never-before approach as we do not want to choke our email system with
We hope you have had a rewarding career with us. Now please move back inside and good luck to you!"
Origins: This legend has so far circulated online in two forms, one which asserts the uncaring company is located in Singapore, the other which does not specify the location of the firm (and thus leads readers to conclude it's local to them).
Although this tale made its Internet debut in early February 2009, it's actually much older. In 1994 it was heard at the Houston office of a major oil company which at that time was laying off thousands of workers. According to the rumor, managers at the company's
While widespread layoffs within even previously stable companies and industries are becoming a grim reality as the recession of 2009 takes hold, we've found no evidence that any has been effected by such means. Had one been, it would not have escaped the media's notice, as certainly at least a few of those so discarded would have brought the
It's also unlikely the scenario described above could take place in the U.S., as there are a number of reasons why people who lose their jobs to corporate downsizing can't be summarily sent packing with just a moment's notice. For one, the
Interestingly, in May 2007 key elements of the legend did come true in Hexham in the U.K. Bosses at the Robbs department store there deliberately set off the fire bell to clear the building of customers and get staff together in one place. At the designated fire point, the
A similar event took place at the Mission Viejo, California, offices of mortgage lender FirstPlus Direct in
The current legend is a way of putting into words the growing sense of anxiety many feel about the nebulous security of their jobs. As one large company after another gives the axe to significant portions of their workforces, even employees of long standing worry about how long they'll continue to keep their jobs. Could they one day come to work, only to without any advance warning get the dreaded pink slip?
The "fire drill layoff" legend shines a spotlight on the dehumanizing aspect of large-scale downsizings via its focus not on the jobs lost, but on the way those being let go are dismissed. Employees in this tale aren't individually given a heartfelt "Sorry we can't keep you" by the corporation they've been giving their all to, but are instead herded as a group into the parking lot, addressed over a loudspeaker, and told in a brusque manner that if their keys still work they still have their jobs. There is no compassion, no recognition of years of service, no handshake and a "We're sorry to lose you" speech from an immediate supervisor — instead, no one from the company so much as speaks to those being sent away to tell them their services are no longer required. As for those whose key cards still function, the message is clear: they're darned lucky to have kept their jobs, and they might not be that fortunate during the next round of layoffs.
Barbara "survivor gilt" Mikkelson
Last updated: 20 March 2009
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