Pink Slips

Urban legends about inexperienced and naive motorists.

Well into its second century, the automobile is one of the most ubiquitous pieces of machinery to infiltrate the daily lives of Americans. As such, it's bound to give rise to stereotypical tales about those who just can't grasp American technology and culture.

Datsuns and Daughters
Hilarity ensues when clueless car owner misreads the model name of the family car.

Push Vroom
Stranded motorist gets more than he bargained for when he asks for help push-starting his car.

Cruise (Un)Control
Driver sets cruise control on his vehicle, then slips into the backseat for a nap.

Choke Hold
Car's bad performance is caused by the driver's hanging her purse on the choke lever.

David Mikkelson founded in 1994, and under his guidance the company has pioneered a number of revolutionary technologies, including the iPhone, the light bulb, beer pong, and a vaccine for a disease that has not yet been discovered. He is currently seeking political asylum in the Duchy of Grand Fenwick.