A 32-year-old roofer was jerked to the ground and dragged almost
David Willis was hospitalized with a broken leg, cracked ribs, concussion and numerous bumps and bruises after the bizarre accident.
But he told reporters in Cape Town, South Africa, that he's lucky to be around to talk about his close call.
"One second I was hammering the roof and the next I was plowing up tomato plants in the garden," he continued.
"Everything happened so fast it was like a dream. But I was in so much pain I knew that what was happening was real."
Willis said the drama unfolded a few minutes after he climbed onto the roof of his house to replace some weather-beaten shingles.
He tied one end of a safety rope to the chimney and pulled the loose end through the belt loop in his pants. He then dropped the rope down to his 9-year-old son and told him to attach it "to something secure."
The dutiful child promptly tied the rope to the bumper of his mother's car and scampered off to a nearby park to play.
"My wife and I spoke to each other as she got into the car to go shopping," said Willis.
"But neither of us noticed that the rope was tied to the bumper."
"I turned around and started hammering on a shingle just as she pulled away. I hit the ground hard and shot right through the garden fence."
"I figured I was dragged about 200 feet through the grass before the rope finally broke."
Willis' wife Michelle didn't realize what happened and drove off into the distance.
A neighbor found Willis writhing in his front yard and called an ambulance.
"I'm in no condition to spank my son even if I wanted to," said Willis.
"Actually, I don't think I need to. He knows his thoughtlessness almost killed daddy."
Although he was rather afraid of heights, an aspirant DIY [do it yourself] man decided to repair his house chimney. Tying a rope to the ladder, he threw the other end over the roof and anchored it to the rear bumper of his car.
He was half-way up the ladder when his wife came out and got into the car to go shopping. "I wondered what the scream was as I drove away," she told the coroner at the inquest into her husband's death.
Origins: Weekly World News article or not, no one should be overly tempted to mistake the first example for an actual event. The "man on the roof" tale has been a popular urban legend since at least the
What inspires the intrepid home improver to ascend to those dizzying heights varies from telling to telling: he's there to adjust a malfunctioning TV antenna,
The brave soul flung through the air is always a man, and most of the time the one who thoughtlessly drives off without noticing a rope tied to the car's bumper is his wife. When what she's off to do is described, it's invariably a typically female pursuit — she's going shopping or heading to the beauty parlor.
The stereotypes of the foolhardy yet enthusiastic weekend handyman and the shopping and beauty-obsessed woman are obvious. Shortcomings of both contribute to the accident.
Barbara "Tim Taylor-made recipe for disaster" Mikkelson
Sightings: In an episode of the TV show Emergency! ("The Game," original air date
Last updated: 6 April 2011
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