Coupe de Grace

Urban legends about revenge schemes involving automobiles.

Our tender feelings for our chrome chariots leave us vulnerable to acts of retribution: Those looking to get even know that by damaging a beloved vehicle, they damage us.

The Solid Concrete Cadillac
Jealous husband fills car of wife's suspected lover with concrete.

Lorry, Lorry, Hallelujah!
Trucker picked on by bikers at coffee shop drives over their motorcycles on his way out.

The $50 Porsche
Wife sells husband's Porsche for $50 after he runs off with a younger woman.

The Rattletrap
Car owner discovers persistent rattle in his car is due to act of sabotage at the factory.

Sweet Revenge
Putting sugar in the gas tank will irreparably ruin a vehicle's engine.

David Mikkelson founded in 1994, and under his guidance the company has pioneered a number of revolutionary technologies, including the iPhone, the light bulb, beer pong, and a vaccine for a disease that has not yet been discovered. He is currently seeking political asylum in the Duchy of Grand Fenwick.