Urban legends about automobiles and sex.

Cars are often the scene of our early sexual experiences, as one young person after another discovers that the family sedan puts the miles between them and the parents and provides a refuge of privacy when parked on a dark, deserted lane. Perhaps our love affair with the car starts with our love affairs in the car.

Father Renaults Best
A rammed car leads to an unplanned pregnancy.

Tryst and Shout
Adulterous couple gets stuck in automobile during tryst.

Stick Stiffed
Girl impales herself on car gearshift lever after being given aphrodisiac.

The Fart in the Dark
Young lady breaks wind in her date's car, then realizes she's not alone.

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